Download or read book Whackers written by Matthew Benoit and published by Matthew Benoit. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don of Time is an introspective loner, desperately searching for Ms. Right in this the decade of abstinence. His inept quest for a relationship hurtles him face forward into the tumultuous world of Candy Stripper, a beautiful, vivacious, woman whose sole purpose in life is to be the center of attention. Their on-again, off-again relationship takes the reader on an emotional roller coaster ride full of highs, lows, twists, turns, but most of all, humor. Everything you could ever expect from a relationship and more... Authorbio: Emerging from the womb wearing nothing but a pair of black frame, coke bottle lens glasses, Matthew Benoit's destiny was certain to be in the rigid, field of engineering. Three published poems and thirty-five years later, he at last throws off the left-handed engineering yoke and tries his right hand at a novel, Whackers. Matt currently resides in Colorado with his two French cats. He is presently in his seventh year of contract engineering work and twentieth year of writing. S1: Don of Time is an introspective loner desperately searching for Ms. Right in this the decade of abstinence. His inept quest for a relationship hurtles him face forward into the tumultuous world of Candy Stripper, a beautiful, vivacious, woman whose sole purpose in life is to be the center of attention.