Download or read book The Liar, the Witch, and My Wife's New Wardrobe written by Charles Lingham and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-04 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection includes the first three of the twelve book series entitled The Liar, the Witch, and My Wife's New Wardrobe by Charles P. Lingham. It has been edited to read as a single standalone novel. SUMMARIES BOOK ONE: The FUTANARI CURSE Randy used to have the biggest penis in the locker room, now he doesn't even have the biggest member at home! When the misogynistic Randy has an affair with a woman who turns out to be a witch, she curses his wife with a penis of her own and a rampaging libido. Both will go away in a month if she can resist masturbation, meaning it's up to the homophobic Randy to give her a hand... and maybe a mouth. BOOK TWO: The ADJUSTMENT As Randy's wife Donna adjusts to life with her new penis, she's discovering that it has its own lusty appetite. The witch who cursed her with it said that it would go away after a month if she could resist masturbating it. Although this seemed easy at first, Donna is forced to turn to her homophobic husband for help, and discovers that the dick has a unique way of inspiring willingness in others. BOOK THREE: The ESCAPE Randy is doing some quick thinking. The last thing he wants is to "do something gay" with his wife's new penis, even though, by having an affair with a witch, he is responsible for the curse that gave it to her. His once frigid wife now has a sex drive that would put a teenaged boy to shame, and Randy is on the receiving end of it. How much more can he take before he finally makes a break for it?