Download or read book Teachers Are From Mars, Pupils Are From Venus : School Joke Book written by John Byrne and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As you've probably realised, kids and teachers are two entirely different species. Why do teachers behave so oddly? Because they're from a different planet, that's why! But remember, they think the odd things you do are just as funny! And in this little book the jokes are on everyone - so prepare for classroom chaos!