Download or read book Silence of the Schwag written by Tom Sadira and published by HIFI Press. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Alien meets Half Baked meets Silence of the Lambs meets A Few Good Men meets Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure meets Godzilla" – #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLER Light years from his old life back on Earth, Charlie still managed to end up on the wrong side of the law. When a member of his crew is arrested by the Galactic Federation, Charlie embarks on a dangerous mission to set things right. Stranded on a planet so delicate that sound is destructive, his stoned wit is put to the test. Surviving robot mercenaries, deadly booby traps, and shapeshifting monsters will seem like a piece of cake compared to the real challenge: doing it all with nothing more than a sack of the schwaggiest schwag in the cosmos. INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR FAR OUT CHRONICLES: “★★★★★ Consuming one page per day was not only a healthy meal replacement, but it helped put the zing back in my mating rituals!“ — Duboo Fluboo, ranked #3 Used Transporter Salesman in the Warbler Zone “★★★★★ After our planet was destroyed, the hilarious sci-fi series FAR OUT CHRONICLES inspired us to regroup and strike back. Now, we’ve claimed our aggressor’s planet as our own, and have scattered what was left of the Essari scum to the darkest corners of the galaxy. Thanks Tom Sadira!” — Garbok Svenzi, survivor of the Essari Rebellion & First President of New G’warkonia “★★★★★ Since being published in our sector, the FAR OUT CHRONICLES series has become our planet’s currency, our only imported or exported resource, the founding document of our government, the origin of all our religions, and our species’ primary source of nutrients. Oh yeah, makes for pretty good toilet paper, too.” — Crytix Fru-Fru, Supreme Leader of Annekc M’ecneret Readers have compared Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles series to Douglas Adams ' Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Terry Pratchett ‘s Ringworld series, Grant Naylor's Red Dwarf series, Barry J. Hutchison's Space Team series, as well as books by Ernest Cline, David Wong, Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, and Rob Dircks.