Download or read book Poems of Puncture written by Amanda Mckittrick Ros and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-01 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems of Puncture, the first book of poetry by Amanda McKittrick Ros, universally considered to be the best worst writer in the history of the English language, is here presented in its glorious entirety. Poems of Puncture contains many piercing verses spanning a broad range of themes, each clearly held great emotional importance to Amanda McKittrick Ros: a spa, her dog, her most beloved tree, and many poems devoted to people she didn't like, including "Largebones - The Lawyer" : Beneath me hear in stinking clumps, Lies Lawyer Largebones all in lumps ; A rotten mass of clockholed clay, Which grows more honeycombed each day. See how the rats have scratched his face ? Now so unlike the human race ; I very much regret I can't Assist them in their eager "bent." What the heck!?! Please Enjoy!