Download or read book How to Create a Flawless Universe written by Godfather Publications and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In just eight days you could be ruling your very own flawless Universe. This one-of-a-kind hilarious book shows you how to create a Universe with household items such as a feather duster, 11 doorstops, 13 lampshades, six people named Dave, and 33 Vikings. Amusing and silly, yet also profound with its humor, this fully illustrated book is a step-by-step guide to creating the perfect Universe. This blend of graphics, hand-drawn pictures, and creative instructional guidance includes: " Cut-and-paste templates for easy creation of animals, birds, fish, and persons. " Directions on creating planets and stars (be careful to use the planet paint as watercolors fade quickly). " The Big Bang Experiment (mix banging powder with water then heat and add plasticine). Plus, there are handy hints and warnings on things to watch out for as you part the seas, name animals, and form galaxies. Without a doubt, How to Create a Flawless Universe is one of the most original humor books you've ever read.