Eternal Detention

Eternal Detention
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Publisher : Orchard Books
Total Pages : 173
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ISBN-10 : 9781408330289
ISBN-13 : 1408330288
Rating : 4/5 (288 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Eternal Detention by : Jamie Thomson

Download or read book Eternal Detention written by Jamie Thomson and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2014-04-03 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirk Lloyd, the Dark Lord trapped in the body of a weedy schoolboy, returns in another darkly hilarious adventure... Brilliantly funny and subversive, this is the Funny Prize-winning Jamie Thomson at his best. Fear me, o miserable worm! I, the Great Dirk, take up my pen once more to record the utter misery that is SCHOOL. My sworn enemy, Hasdruban the White, has infiltrated Whiteshields School and seeks vengeance on me. Naturally, I will triumph. But it is the Dirkest Hour indeed... BUY THIS BOOK OR SUFFER ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: -Being struck with a Blast of Ravening Flame -Banishment to the Slave Pits of Never Ending Toil -Torment by the Hewer of Limbs THE CHOICE IS YOURS. MWA HA HA!


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