Eats, Poops & Leaves

Eats, Poops & Leaves
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Publisher : Three Rivers Press (CA)
Total Pages : 196
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ISBN-10 : 1400097533
ISBN-13 : 9781400097531
Rating : 4/5 (531 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Eats, Poops & Leaves by : Adam Wasson

Download or read book Eats, Poops & Leaves written by Adam Wasson and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 2005 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Because What You Don’t Know, Will Embarrass You. What should you do if your baby shrieks at a wedding or “stealth vomits” on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Are there special rules for parentally impaired drivers? Eats, Poops & Leaveshas the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situations—from the mundane to the bizarre—that confront all new parents, including: Travel Etiquette: What to do when your baby screams on a plane Workplace Etiquette: How to use your child (or your friend's!) as an excuse for tardiness and incompetence Beauty Etiquette: Do strangers confuse your bald baby girl for a boy? We've got solutions. Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know.


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