Download or read book Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady written by Florence King and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1990-09-15 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Florence King's hilarious memoir of being reared in an eccentric Southern family by a grande dame grandmother who tried to hammer her into the shape of a true Southern lady. Was Granny successful? That is for the readers to decide, but they'll laugh uproariously as they do.