Download or read book Billion Jokes, A (Volume 1) written by Peter Serafinowicz and published by Boxtree. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 751 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An endlessly inventive book of one-liners from the cult comedian, actor and Twitter legend. "I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient, until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website." If you're new to Twitter, you'll probably at some point ask what "PSQA" means, and why it trends worldwide on a weekly basis. Peter Serafinowicz's Questions and Answers is a showcase for the razor wit and joyful nonsense of one of Britain's cleverest comedians, firing back genuinely funny instant replies to a stream of questions from the general public. This book collects together over a thousand jokes from both PSQA and Peter's own store of one-liners in a stylish, faux-Victorian, gifty hardback, just in time for Christmas. "I prefer to call Swiss cheese 'sparkling cheese'" "Some very sweaty geniuses are actually 100% perspiration" "The final version of James Brown's Sex Machine contained over 6,000 moving parts" "Who would be your dream dinner party guests, living or dead? I'd choose 'living'" "Spiderman's pyjamas are just a looser-fitting version of his daytime suit" "I think pigs have that curious smile because they know how delicious they are"