Download or read book You Might Be A Crazy Cat Lady If written by Janet Vormittag and published by Jlv Enterprises LLC. This book was released on 2017-03-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this collection of humorous short stories, you'll meet the cats who kept the author sane during life's trying moments. Those same furry friends also drove her to the brink of crazy cat lady status. Janet questions if she's soft in the heart or soft in the head. You'll meet more than 20 kitties including Lucy who started Janet's love affair with cats. Lucy, a partially paralyzed kitty, competed with Janet for the house title of Best Mouse Hunter. Janet used a live-trap and practiced catch-and-release. Lucy's method was catch-and-eat, and she left only a trophy tail as proof of her prowess. There are tales of Buddy, aka Basketball Cat, who couldn't say no to snacking; Wild Cat, who took more than a year to tame; and Frosty Flake, a foster kitten with attitude who never left. You'll also learn about Janet's trip to an animal shelter to pick up four kittens, which resulted in 16 kittens in carriers being packed into her car. Each story features black and white photographs. You Might be a Crazy Cat Lady if... takes the crazy out of the cliché Crazy Cat Lady and replaces it with compassion. It makes an ideal gift for anyone obsessed with our feline friends.