Download or read book Tobogganing on Parnassus written by Franklin P. Adams and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-09-15 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tobogganing on Parnassus is a lovely collection of Franklin P. Adams's humorous, indulgent, and wholesome poetry. Adams writes to celebrate life and create belly laughs in his readers, family, and friends. Excerpt: "If couples mated but for love; If women all were perfect cooks; If Hoosier authors wrote no books; If horses always won; If people in the flat above Were silent as the very grave; If foreign counts were prone to save; If tailors did not dun— If automobiles always ran As advertised in catalogs; If tramps were not afraid of dogs; If servants never left; If comic songs would always scan; If Alfred Austin were sublime; If poetry would always rhyme; If authors all were deft..."