Download or read book The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company written by Caylen McQueen and published by Caylen McQueen. This book was released on 2021-10-25 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a troll, orc, or ogre looking for love, there's one man who can make your wildest wishes come true. Gideon Maximilian Scarborough, co-owner of The Ugly Monster Matchmaker LLC, devotes his life to turning ghastly creatures into savagely attractive humans. His magic can chisel a chin, remove warts, and turn a snout into a beautiful schnoz. With his trusty dwarf sidekick, Becky, Gideon scours the globe in search of desperate clients. One such client is Gia, a wood sprite who's fallen hopelessly in love with a prince. At Gia's request, Gideon mixes a potion to make Prince Charming fall head over heels in love with her... but it all goes horribly wrong. As a result of Gideon's meddling, a princess is obsessed with him, a mad king wants him dead, and his greatest secret is exposed: Gideon's not just the owner of The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company... he's also a client. The Ugly Monster Matchmaker Company is a little bit Shrek, a little bit steampunk, and full of fantastical creatures. Content Warning: Some mild language, violence, and comic mischief. Recommended for ages 13+