Download or read book The Big Karma Law Firm written by Bob Waterstripe and published by BOB WATERSTRIPE. This book was released on 2023-10-07 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Savage satire that reads like binge-watching a hilarious dark dystopian action series. The Big Karma Law Firm files $18 billion of Texas vigilante abortion lawsuits, funded by millions of vengeful donors to non-profit Punish Baby-Killers. In other news, Big Karma battles fossil fuels, banks, insurance companies, the Pharma Cartel, and other malefactors. Native American news anchor Diana Dakota helps the new owners of MAXNEWS enact a $10 Million Truth Guarantee and achieve #1 ratings. The guaranteed truth is more outrageous than any conspiracy theory. One example: how “donors” to Members of Congress and Senators earn 60,000% annual returns on their bribes. Another: how a New York Times article in 1970 led to the top 1% of Americans sucking over $50 trillion in wealth from the bottom 90%, about $167,000 for every American in the 90% today, including little babies. All of this is just part of 33-year-old Fort Sumter’s Plan to Save the World. Now he and his team have the billions they need for the next step, using money in politics — to end money in politics. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court continues to consign human rights to the mercy of state legislatures. Thousands of women and girls die from routine complications of pregnancy while saving them would put doctors in prison. 10-year-old girls are forced to carry rape babies or die trying. Red states enforce travel bans for pregnant people and protective custody for fetuses. Non-profit No Rights No Nookie (NRNN) helps millions of women to legally ban sex in their relationships and advises on humane lethal enforcement techniques that keep blood off your nice duvet. Suicide by rape is now a thing. Men are left to take matters into their own hands. With no restrictions on firearms, mass shootings outpace gun sales. Red states scramble to copy Texas’ Good Kids With Guns Act, arming kids in classrooms. First-person mass shooter videos in slow motion set to music get over 5 billion views per day on Bullet Ballet. Drought, floods, fires, hurricanes, and heat domes create millions of American climate refugees, adding to the rush of economic and political refugees from Red states. Then, just months before an election, 170 million American women find out that the Equal Rights Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was never ratified. What else could go wrong? Turns out, plenty.