Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
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Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages : 169
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ISBN-10 : 9781429918817
ISBN-13 : 1429918810
Rating : 4/5 (810 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by : Celia Rivenbark

Download or read book Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank written by Celia Rivenbark and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-09-04 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay" (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) * Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.


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