Download or read book Quirky Tails written by Paul Jennings and published by Puffin. This book was released on 1994 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quirky? You can say that again . . . I have an eye on my finger and a little face in my throat. I start to cry. Tears fall down my face. And down my finger. The eye on my finger is shedding tears too. You'll be speechless. A strangling rose. A ghost chicken. A tiny hole for a mouth. A living copy - of yourself. Football toads.