Download or read book Poole's Paradise written by John Vorhaus and published by John Vorhaus. This book was released on 2014-11-23 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHEN YOU’RE ALEXANDER POOLE, EVERYONE’S YOUR TEACHER A skeevy stereo salesman, master of the bait and switch. A flaky folk singer and his dog that reads Tolkien. A drug dealer loan shark with a passion for trees. A ballsy townie chick who turns you on to Springsteen. Your wiseass roommate whose favorite pastime is smoking your dope. Your first college girlfriend who has sex with you to confirm that she’s gay. Even your one true love. Together they point you to paradise – Poole’s Paradise – but what will it cost to get in?