Download or read book Ladies and Gentlemen the Bible! written by Jonathan Goldstein and published by Penguin Canada. This book was released on 2009-03-31 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yes, it's the greatest story ever told, but let's face it: It always could have used a little punching up. In Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!, Jonathan Goldstein brings human depth, humour, and snappier dialogue to millennia-old biblical stories. Goldstein's version of the Bible answers the questions you need to know: Wouldn't a person get bored living inside a whale? How did Joseph explain Mary's pregnancy to the guys at work? How could anyone be as dense as Samson?