Download or read book First Base and Beyond written by Richie Ridgewood and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As long as ballplayers in sweaty jock straps have been shagging fly balls, boys have been chasing girls around the bases. And well before the Babe's hard wooden bat, getting to first, second and third has served as a metaphor for men trying to get laid. But is tongue required at first? And what exactly must be caressed to reach second? And what does it mean reach third (oral), hit a grand slam (orgy) or oil a glove (lubricate)? For too long this metaphor has remained inexplicably ambiguous, and unfinished, until now. First Base and Beyond is a dictionary that ends the debate and expands the metaphor for hundreds of terms. So slip on a helmet for protection, grab your wood and let's play ball.