Download or read book Excuseman Only Tortures English written by Jordan Margolis and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trial Lawyer/EXCUSEMAN. Jordan Margolis, never minds his own business. Or sticks to what he knows. Unfortunately for his reluctant Official Excuses' editor, Jordo continuously torments him to publish both a children's book, and a bodice-ripping, romance novel. Simutaneously, Jordo cant avoid getting mixed up in another political brouhaha; when former President Bush, who is indicted for War Crimes by Iran, hires "that sumabitch Margolis" to defend him, by turning Ahmadinejad's Show Trial into a Three Ring Circus. As always, Excuseman winds up on television, matching wits and Super Hero Costumes with Stephen Colbert, while challenging The Colbert Nation, much as does America.