What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause. What type of music do Santas elves love? Wrap music! What do you call a kangaroo wearing a Santa hat?

What do you call a blow fly with no wings? A walk. Luke Jacobz, actor Why was the sand at the beach wet? Because the sea weed. Rachael Finch, model Publicity wi

How do you get straight A's? Write them with a ruler. What subject do wizards enjoy? Spelling. Knock, knock! Who's there? Lex. Lex who? Lex go-school is startin

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep? A woolly jumper! Mitchell Johnson, Australian cricketer Why did the cockatoo sit on the clock? So he would

Includes an excerpt from "The marrying season."