1001 Ways to Call-in Sick
Author | : Treeb |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 72 |
Release | : 2008-04-01 |
ISBN-10 | : 142579114X |
ISBN-13 | : 9781425791148 |
Rating | : 4/5 (148 Downloads) |
Download or read book 1001 Ways to Call-in Sick written by Treeb and published by . This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dynamic book filled with excuses, antidotes, jokes and great one-liners to add to your mental database! #591. Hung Loe calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Loe, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Loe calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."