Download or read book Then Tweets My Soul: The Best of the Church Curmudgeon: The Best Of The Church Curmudgeon written by David Regier and published by Canon Press & Book Service. This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It used to be that the pastor's wife was huge and the sanctuary was smokin' hot." So observes the Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon), the Internet's most infamous purveyor of fine vintage Christian whines. With more than nine thousand tweets and ninety thousand followers (so far), he's proven himself a stalwart of holy hilarity for all the people who know "it ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that." This poetic collection of the Curmudgeon's best 140-character compositions will make you ROFL as you recognize the regular cast of churchy characters, including the worship leader, the usher team, and maybe even yourself.