The 100% kid-friendly, G-rated version of the New York Times best-selling parents' book, You Have to F**king Eat.

From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat

When Murphy the dog asks his child-owner a barrage of "why" questions, she patiently answers each and every one, until she must reveal to him that he is not a p

“Magoon’s exuberant art recalls classic characters, most particularly Max in his wolf suit…Fanciful pretend play for the dragon-slaying preschooler.” �

The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to