“Sublime comic genius”—Ben Elton These eleven stories describe the misadventures of the delightfully idle “Eggs,” “Beans,” and “Crumpets” that

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When an Egg meets a Bean and they are bought a round of cocktails by a Crumpet, the stories fly fast and furious.....there's A Bit of Luck for Mabel, Bingo Litt